Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1) Name? - Sam


Sexy Attractive Male
"Hi I'm a sexy attractive male, but you can call me Sam for short."

[Calm down people, this was one of the tame definitions.]

Sexually Active Mongoose
an ethiopian squirrel peasent derived from a family of birds that prey on young malasian prostitutes for their gypsy magic and unrelentless wisdom
another definition for sam is short as in small or not tall
"hmmmmmmm sam?"
[Christ...]

2) Your Age? - 19

To "be 19", or to have "gone 19" essentially means that something has gone wrong, is just plain weird, or is inexplicable. Derived from Stephen King's 'Dark Tower' series. Its true meaning, if anything more than a motif, has yet to be revealed.

[It gets better.]


Great Japanese rock band.
Major album releases: Ongaku, Mugendai, Up to You.
[Really J-rock/J-pop?Really?]


3) One of your Friends? -

Reno
Canadian slang for home renovation, or home improvement. Those silly Canadians.
After moving into our house, we've been doing non stop renos.
[I wonder it the Quebecois know of this? ]

Julia

Humility despite obvious giftedness.

Lauren

Author’s slang for one possessing an intuitively witty gift of the written word. Many writers strive to attain the comedic and satirical skills that are associated with this level. Also, this may only be applied when said writer embarks on marathon sessions, resulting in over 10 instances of said skill level.
“Lauren” can be in interchanged with “Eternal Parody Goddess”
[No less for my love.]

4) What should you be doing? - Sleeping

A gateway drug to being awake.
What's the point in sleeping? I'll just be awake again tomorrow?

5) Favorite color? - Blue


Sportsman or woman at Oxford or Cambridge university who has competed in the annual varsity match. Also, the certificate awarded to those competing in the match

6) Birthplace? - Richmond

A city in the San Francisco Bay Area of California. Some sections are gentrified, but largely a wasteland of pollution, lawlessness, and insolvency. Lots of barbed wire fences, junked cars, broken glass, and smokestacks. Not to be confused with THE Richmond, a neighborhood in San Francisco itself just north of Golden Gate Park. The Richmond (In SF) is a clean and pleasant residential neighborhood with some good restauraunts. Richmond (In Contra Costa County), is a former shipbuilding boomtown turned Godforsaken Ghetto slum.

7) Birth Month? - October

The name of U2's second album. It is one of their many, many amazing studio creations.
[Interesting...]


8) Last person you talked to? - Lauren
See #3


9) One of your nicknames? - [I can't use Samlol...] wolfboy
A petite young man with large, blue eyes.